I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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