I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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