Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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