its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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