Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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