i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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