4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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