Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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