I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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