Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Randomize
