I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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