if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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