Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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