For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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