We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
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