There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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