just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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