what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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