After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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