so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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