so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
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