Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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