Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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