the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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