guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
they call him Oral-B. enough said
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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