Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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