i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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