YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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