he shaved USA in his pubs
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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