just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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