Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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