escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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