I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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