that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
North Korea, Best Korea!
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
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