Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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