I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Randomize