No, you can still breathe under the balls.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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