I just pynch a tree in the face
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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