is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
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