Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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