It's Friday. Sex?
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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