elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Ladies don't puke and tell
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He shit in the fireplace
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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