So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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