: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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