just tell him i said nine months
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Randomize
