How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
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