the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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