You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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