maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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