I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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