Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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