we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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