so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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