I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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