Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just forgot I was standing up.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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