If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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