You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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