Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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